I love babys! I have a 22 month old grandson who I love so much. I sure hope he isn't destroyed at armaggedon. But as Freddie Franz said: " Little rats grow up to be big rats." Anyway, you can baptise him by sprinkling holy water on his head. To make your own Holy water, just take one cup of tap water and boil the hell out of it. Good Luck!
a dam man
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Got to see the baby!
by Nosferatu inman, that was cool.
i got to see the baby beating the crap out of his/her mother today on the ultrasound screen!
the hospital is mean and doesn't want to tell us the sex of the baby, so we'll have to pick a gender-neutral name like "rocky" or something.. j/k :).
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Visited by Two Mormon Elders
by truth.ceeker insunday i had a visit by two young men who introduced themselves as elder so-and-so and elder so-and-so from a nearby church of jesus christ of latter day saints.
i have not done much reading on their beliefs and doctrines.
so i was wondering if anyone else had some information and what advice you can give.
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a dam man
Some years ago I was working on a roof and the wind blew my ladder down. There were two Mormons working the street, and I asked them to set my ladder back up. They were very helpful and put the ladder back. I told them they were truly ladder day saints. This is a true story. You can't make up stuff this good.